Mr. Woodburn: No way, José. This lounge is for teachers only.
Beverly: I am a teacher, but the time for lounging is no more. Mrs. Ferguson has been showing Splash!
Mr. Woodburn: That is unacceptable.
Beverly: I know!
Mr. Woodburn: I was gonna show Splash.
Beverly: What's that, now?
Mr. Woodburn: I guess I could go with Road House.
Ms. Rodriguez: Unh-unh, I called Road House. I teach Spanish, and there's nothing more caliente than a shirtless Patrick Swayze.
Mr. Woodburn: Well, I teach chemistry, and what Swayze and Kelly Lynch have can't be found in any textbook.