Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my mom was obsessed with the TV drama L.A. Law.
Judge Marilyn Travelini: [archive footage] Counsel, approach the bench.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] This legal soap had it all, romance, intrigue, shoulder pads, and, best of all, tough-as-nails lady lawyers.
Grace Van Owen: [archive footage] If I have any more trouble from you, I will do exactly that. Is that clear?
Beverly: I love Susan Dey. She's in charge in the courtroom and the bedroom.
Erica: Ew. Ugh! Mom said "bedroom."
Murray: Look at that full-grown Partridge.
Erica: This is Hollywood nonsense. Real lawyers fight for justice, and they're not involved in that many courthouse shootings.
Beverly: Erica, tell it to someone who couldn't have been a lawyer.