Becca: Hi, there. Need some help?
Beverly: Yes. So much. I'm a famous cookbook author who was wrongfully abused by my publisher.
Becca: I'm sorry, we only take cases of people at or below the poverty line.
Beverly: That's me. I used to have everything, but now I don't even have a daughter who loves me.
Erica: It's okay, Becca. Let me handle this strange, insane lady.
Beverly: So you'll take my case?
Erica: Fine. But just please leave.
Beverly: Yes! The system works! And don't worry, you will be handsomely compensated... in smoochies. [kissing sounds] You're my little baby.
Erica: Okay. [kissing sounds continue] Mom!