Will: Whoa, Uncle Phil I ain't had an opportunity to enlighten you on what's going on here, but look, Uncle Phil, please, if you let Keith stay here I promise I'll stop making them 976 calls on your car phone. Okay, if you let him stay I'll take you to Chuck E. Cheese and I'll tell the head rat it's your birthday. I'll go to an out-of-state college.
Philip: Keith, my boy, welcome.