Hilary Quote #401

Quote from Hilary in Not with My Cousin You Don't

Ashley: Look, Hilary, Derek and I have been spending a lot of time together and we really care about each other. And last night, the subject came up about, um uh, sex.
Hilary: Oh. Oh, did you?
Ashley: No, no. No, heh. But I've been thinking about it and I just wanna know how you know if...
Hilary: I can just tell you that for me, Lawrence and I really loved each other and we both felt that we were able to make a responsible decision. We decided that the time was right.
Ashley: Any regrets?
Hilary: Didn't I tell you he was buff? Hello.
Ashley: But, I mean, Hilary, weren't you scared?
Hilary: Of course, everyone is. But I was ready. And only you know if you're ready or not. Ashley, for as long as I can remember, you have been independent, responsible and smart. Now, I know you're aware of all the issues and whatever decision you do make, I'm always here for you.
Ashley: Thank you, Hilary.
Hilary: Oh. Hoo! Now I know how Mom felt when we had this talk.
Ashley: What did Daddy say when you told him?
Hilary: Are you kidding? He still thinks I'm a virgin.

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 ‘Not with My Cousin You Don't’ Quotes

Quote from Hilary

Ashley: Hilary, do you remember the first time you fell in love?
Hilary: Oh, this is important. Come. Come. Come. Sit. Sit. Sit. It was Lawrence Young, the most beautiful man at Bel-Air Prep. Oh! To put it simply, he was a god. He had been held back three years so he was really buff. Oh, he had the most amazing...
Ashley: Hilary. Hilary. Hilary, I get the picture.
Hilary: Oh, Ashley, are you in love?
Ashley: I think so. I feel like Derek's the one. I don't think I'll ever feel this way about anybody else.
Hilary: Oh, Ash, I am so happy for you. But long-distance relationships don't usually work out. I mean, look at the Little Mermaid. I mean, she was stuck in the sea and he was stuck on land.
Ashley: But they ended up together.
Hilary: Yeah, with the help of a lobster. You know a lobster?

Quote from Hilary

Ashley: Hilary, can I talk to you for a minute?
Hilary: Not now, Ash, my show starts in five minutes. Uh-oh. Big-sister radar. It's important, isn't it? I can tell. I have, like, a third sense about these things.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?
Will: This is what we're gonna do, we're gonna stop listening.
Carlton: You're right. Enough listening, time for action. She needs de-programming. We'll make her watch movies. Lots of movies. Doris Day movies. Now, there's a good wholesome role model. [sings] Que sera sera, whatever will be, will be... [talks] Wait a minute. "Whatever will be, will be"? What kind of devil-may-care message is that? The slut.
Will: Okay, Carlton. Carlton. Look, you need to calm down, all right?
Carlton: Look, we need to find a Yellow Pages. I'm calling a nunnery. It's late, so I'll need a 24-hour one.
Will: Carlton, man, we ain't even Catholic.