Philip: Carlton, I'm gonna need you to look in on your sisters on the weekend.
Carlton: Oh, great. Now I can kiss Glee Club goodbye.
Ashley: Okay, are we done?
Philip: I'd like to go over the schedule. We're gonna get together on all major holidays. Thanksgiving-
Hilary: Oh, no, Dad. November's sweeps month. No can do.
Philip: Well, we're gonna get together for Christmas.
Ashley: Well, what if I meet somebody and they invite me to their house for Christmas?
Carlton: Well, what if I meet somebody? [off everyone's looks] Well, what if she meets somebody?