Carlton: I still don't know what happened. I mean, I went into the desert just like my father said. I had my knife. But how is a brave suppose to concentrate with all these bells and whistles? Not to mention the keno girls.
I mean, how am I gonna call my father and tell him I'm an utter and absolute failure?
Will: You know, I don't think it's gonna be the shock that you think it is.
Carlton: Well, at least I know it's over. The insanity is done. I'm Carlton again.