Quote from Carlton in The Ol' Ball and Chain
Geoffrey: Cell block 41 has arrived. Carlton: Welcome, ladies. Please take a moment to sign our guest book. And now, if I can just have your thumb. Bridesmaid: You know, I resent being treated like a common thief. Carlton: Oh, you do, do you? Well, what kind of cold-hearted, vicious, evil crime did you commit? Bridesmaid: Securities fraud. Carlton: [exited] Really? An inside trader? So are you here alone?