Quote from Jazz in The Ol' Ball and Chain
Will: What do you mean, you're getting married? Jazz: Her name is Jewel Robertson. I saw her on Cops, getting busted for grand theft auto. Will: Jazz, the woman's a convict? Jazz: We prefer the term "freedom impaired." Will: How about the term "not playing with a full cell block"? Jazz: You don't understand, man. Jewel makes my life complete. See, I know you look at me and you say, "Damn, that Jazz has it all." But the truth is, behind these shades, there's a big, empty hole. Will: Well, that's for damn sure.