Quote from Will in You'd Better Shop Around
Will: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa. Uncle Phil, you not seriously considering making me drive this Carltonmobile, are you? Philip: Son, when I was in college, I drove a manure-brown '65 Dodge Dart. Will: So why you taking that out on me? Philip: What a piece of junk. Tow trucks used to follow me around like vultures. Will: You deserve better, Uncle Phil.