Quote from Carlton in Those Were the Days
Carlton: Marge. We're behind you 200%. Peace. [After Marge leaves the room, Carlton runs and picks up the telephone] Carlton: Operator, get me the FBI. Will: Carlton, what are you doing, man? Carlton: Come on, Will. We're harboring a fugitive. Will: She's not a fugitive, she's our friend. Ashley: Yeah. And ever since she got here my diary has been a lot more interesting. Carlton: Well, I agree, Ashley's diary is a lot more interesting. But it's not worth going to jail over. Vivian: Okay, that is enough, Carlton. Philip: Your mother and I will handle this. [both exit] Carlton: [to Will] I hate to sound paranoid, but do we really know if Mom and Dad are who they say they are? Or if their names are really Mom and Dad?