Quote from Kelso in You Shook Me
Kelso: Fez had a dream and- [whispers] And I was doing stuff to him in it. And I don't want to do it again! I'm scared to let him go to sleep! Fez: See, Kelso was a nurse. And I had no shirt. And he had a sponge. A soft one! Kitty: Okay, boys dreams are- are just compilations of what you experience during the day. What did you do yesterday? Fez: Um, Kelso and I looked at nurses. Um, oh, and I ate 39 spicy egg rolls that were on the floor. Kitty: Well, spicy foods. There you go. You know, one time, I ate stuffed peppers before I went to bed and I dreamt that I ended a war by giving the prime minister a belly dance. Fez: So my dream didn't mean anything. Kelso: Oh, thank God. I mean, I love you, Fez, just not in that way. Fez: And my appreciation for your beauty is purely aesthetic. Kelso: You know what, Fez? Maybe right now is not a great time for you to be complimenting my ass.