Nurse: Hi there. So, do you work here?
Hyde: Yeah, I'm stuck here all night.
Nurse: That's good. 'Cause I'll probably be doin' some things I'll regret later. If you're interested.
Hyde: Thanks for the offer, but, uh, I have a girlfriend.
Nurse: What a coincidence. I have a room.
Roy: You know, I don't have a girlfriend. But I have, uh, written several love letters to Barbara Walters, so, uh... [the nurse walks away]
Kelso: Oh, Roy, you're going after the wrong ones, man. You gotta think like a lion and pick off the weakest member of the herd. Well, like that one, with the braces and the desperate eyes.
Fez: Oh, she's not making it past sundown. [growls]