Eric: Ah, the annual nurses' convention. You know, according to my bathroom reading, all nurses are actually horny for high school boys.
Hyde: Why do you think those hospital gowns have no backs? So the nurses can check out your ass.
Kelso: Look at this sexy stampede. It's like Wild Kingdom.
Fez: I will stalk their sexy herd like a lion. I cannot run as fast, but let's see a lion put on this much cologne.