Laurie: Oh, you again. What happened? Did they let out kindergarten early today?
Jackie: Whatever.
Laurie: Jackie, don't you have a lame comeback saved for just this very occasion?
Jackie: That's cool.
Laurie: Oh, so now you're Little Miss Cool, huh?
Jackie: Whatever.
Laurie: Well, if you're really as cool as you think you are, you would've been able to hold on to your one true love. But you couldn't, could you? Loser! Oh, well.
[Jackie lunges at Laurie]
Fez: Catfight!