Laurie: So, Michael, when you come over for dinner tonight, don't wear that stupid unicorn tie. [Jackie gasps] Oh, I'm sorry, Jackie. Was that a gift?
Jackie: Oh, yeah? Well, were those shoes a gift? 'Cause they're ugly!
Laurie: What are you even doing here, anyways? Shouldn't you be off playing with ribbons and ponies?
Jackie: Well, shouldn't you be off... Being a bitch?
Laurie: Ooh, I made the little girl say a bad word.