Hyde: Guys, who put a sandwich in the cash register?
Fez: You can pay for things with sandwiches? Hello, Hawaii.
Leo: I did that, Hyde. Sorry, man, but I've been a little scatterbrained lately.
Randy: It's true, because I remember when I first met you, I thought, "That guy is focused."
Hyde: Yeah. You know, you've been acting kind of weird even for you. Are you sober?
Leo: No. Aquarius.
Hyde: So what's wrong?
Leo: I got a crush on someone, but I don't know what to do about it. It's been all long time since I've wooed a lady.