Kitty: [basting turkey] I wish someone would rub my shoulders like this.
Eric: Hey. Whatcha cooking, good-looking? Guess who got a ticket to see Styx in concert tonight?
Kitty: Tonight? Honey, it's Thanksgiving.
Eric: Yeah, but this is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. Mom, this ticket was really hard to get.
Kitty: Was it harder to get than the holiday traditions this family has built through decades of love and sacrifice?
Eric: Much harder. Thanks for understanding.