Eric: Fez. Tell us what happened. And- And don't be afraid to use colorful words like "sweaty" or "fondle" or "forbidden." Go ahead.
Fez: Well... Kelso was a nurse. And there was sponging.
Kelso: Oh!
Fez: But, hey, maybe- maybe the dream continued, and we went to find some girls.
Kelso: Well, did it continue?
Fez: No! What could this mean?
Kelso: Well, isn't it obvious? It means that I'm gay!