Midge: [o.s.] Here's a crazy idea. Why don't you do the dishes, Bob?
Bob: Why don't I do the dishes? I work all day.
Midge: Well, I meditate all day.
Bob: Why don't you meditate over the sink and wash the dishes?
[Bob and Midge come into the living room]
Midge: Donna, will you tell your father he's a jackass?
Bob: Donna, your mother was fine until she met those feminists and started thinking.
Midge: Well, excuse me, Bob. But I'm not happy! [exits]
Bob: Really? Really? Well, I'm ecstatic! You better watch out, Eric. 'Cause it's all fun when you're making out on the couch, but then they get bigger and bitchier! Hey, no offense, honey.