Quote from Red in Punk Chick
Red: Kelso! You have 10 seconds to tell me what you're doing. Kelso: I can explain- Red: Nine seconds! Kelso: See- Red: Eight! Kelso: Okay, but this counting- Red: Three. Kelso: What? No, there's no way that was five seconds. Red: It is now. Three! Kelso: I just wanted- Red: Two. Kelso: Smaller paddles. Red: Time! Kelso: Don't hurt me!