Midge: Sometimes Bob pretends he's poor. I call him Buster. He knocks on the door, and I answer it in my teddy. And he says, "Does the rich lady need any help around the house?" [Kitty drinks] And I say, "I know a something that needs attending to in the bedroom." [laughs] I'll spare you the intimate details but it ends in whoopee. [Kitty smokes a cigarette]
Kitty: You know, this is as much fun to make as it is to eat. You know, speaking of which, um, how do you get Bob to play those games?
Midge: I have a reward system.
Kitty: Huh. You know, sometimes Red would wear a sailor's uniform.
Midge: Really?
Kitty: Yeah, but he was in the Navy.
Midge: [Midge does a spit-take] Oh, Kitty. [Kitty laughs]