George Quote #1542
Quote from George in The Dealership
Willie: Mr. Costanza, I really don't have time for this.
George: Now, if this mechanic guy, was, in fact, eating a 5th Avenue bar, as he claimed, wouldn't you agree he would have no problem picking one out from a candy line-up?
Willie: "Candy line-up"?
George: I've spent the last hour preparing ten candy bars with no wrappers of identification of any kind for him to select from.
Willie: It took you an hour?
George: Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities. And so, without further ado, I give you.. the candy line-up. [opens a door to find the employees eating candy bars]
Assistant: Hey, Willie, check it out! Free candy!
George: That's my candy line-up! Where are my cards?! They're- They're all on the floor! And you! How many Twix does that make for you, today?! Like, 8 Twix?!
Mechanic: No.
Man: Hey, this Clark bar is good.
George: It's a Twix! They're all Twix! It was a setup! A setup, I tell you! And you've robbed it! You've all screwed me again! Now, gimme one! Gimme a Twix!
Mechanic: They're all gone.
George: [shouts] Twix!
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Dealership’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: When are they gonna have the flying cars, already?
Jerry: Yeah, they have been promising that for a while.
George: Years. When we were kids, they made it seem like it was right around the corner.
Jerry: I think Ed Begley Jr. has one.
George: No. That's just electric.
Jerry: What about Harrison Ford? He had one in, uh, Blade Runner. That was a cool one.
George: Well, what's the competition, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Jerry: Well, what do you think the big holdup is?
George: The government is very touchy about us being in the air. Let us run around on the ground as much as we want. Anything in the air is a big production.
Jerry: Yeah, right. And what about the floating cities?
George: And the underwater bubble cities?
Jerry: It's like we're living in the '50s here.
Quote from David Puddy
Jerry: So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey".
David Puddy: I don't care for that term.
Jerry: Oh. Sorry, I didn't know.
David Puddy: No, I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
Jerry: I saw one once that could do sign language.
David Puddy: Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... Koko.
Jerry: Yeah, Koko.
David Puddy: Right, Koko. That chimp's all right. High-five.
Quote from George
Jerry: I told you, Puddy's getting me an insider deal.
George: Since when is Elaine's boyfriend selling cars? I thought he was a mechanic.
Jerry: I guess he graduated.
George: That's an easy move. Go from screwing you behind your back to screwing you right to your face.
Jerry: [Kramer honks the horn] Thank you!
George: Puddy's just gonna give you the car, huh? You'll see. First they stick you with the undercoating, rust-proofing, dealer prep. Suddenly, you're on your back like a turtle.
Jerry: All right. Calm down.
George: My father had a car salesman buddy. He was gonna fix him up real nice. Next thing I know, I'm getting dropped of in a Le Car with a fabric sunroof. All the kids are shouting at me, "Hey, Le George! Bonjour, Le George! Let's stuff Le George in Le Locker!"