George Quote #129
Quote from George in The Baby Shower
Jerry: And what if we go up there? What are you going to say to her?
George: What am I going to say?!
Jerry: Yeah.
George: What did you go out with me for? Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether? I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls? To apologize? You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored? Whose shirt can be ruined without financial restitution? Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me, [chuckles] like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically, just unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
Jerry: You'll never say that to her face.
George: Watch me.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Baby Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: What do you do at the end of a date when you know you don't want to see this person ever again, for the rest of your life? What do you say? What do you say? No matter what you say, it's a lie. "I'll see you around. See you around. If you're around, and I'm around, I'll see you around that area. You'll be around other people. You won't be around me. But you will be around." "Take care now." Did you ever say that to somebody? "Take care now. Take care, now. Because, I'm not going to be taking care of you. So, you should take care, now." "Take care. Take care." What does this mean? "Take off!" Isn't that what you really want to say? "Take off now."
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: I'm not afraid of flying, although many people do have fear of flying and, I have no argument with that. I think fear of flying is quite rational, because human beings cannot fly. Humans have fear of flying same way fish have fear of driving. You put a fish behind the wheel, and they go, "This isn't right. I shouldn't be doing this. I don't belong here."
Quote from George
George: Someday, before I die, mark my words, I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.
Jerry: And if you do?
George: Well, I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this.