George Quote #104
Quote from George in The Heart Attack
George: [holding note] I think I'm having a heart attack.
Jerry: I don't think that's it.
George: I'm not kidding.
Jerry: What does that mean?
Elaine: I think what he's trying to say is that he's having a heart attack.
Jerry: Oh, he's having a heart attack.
George: Tightness.
Jerry: Come on.
George: Shortness of breath..
Jerry: Oh, this is ridiculous.
George: Radiating waves of pain.
Jerry: I know what this is. You saw that show on PBS last night, Coronary Country. I saw it in the TV Guide. I called him and told him to make sure and not watch it.
George: There was nothing else on. Oh, the left arm. The left arm.
Jerry: He saw that show on anorexia last year, and ate like an animal for two weeks.
George: Why can't I have a heart attack? I'm allowed.
Jerry: So what do you want? You want me take you to the hospital?
George: Manhattan Memorial, less of a line.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Heart Attack’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: So, how do you like the way I talked you into coming down here?
Jerry: Don't flatter yourself, my friend. I'm here strictly for material, and I have a feeling this is a potential gold mine. I still think you're nuts, though.
George: All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What has it gotten me? I'm thirty-three years old. I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I've never had a normal, medium orgasm.
Jerry: I never had a really good pickle.
George: Besides, what's it gonna cost me? Thirty-eight bucks?
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: You know, I tell you, I gotta say that I'm enjoying adulthood. For a lot of reasons. And I'll tell you reason number one: as an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie. Okay? I have three cookies or four cookies, or eleven cookies if I want. Many times, I will intentionally ruin my entire appetite. Just ruin it. And then I call my mother up right after to tell her that I did it. "Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite. Cookies." So what if you ruin... See, because as an adult, we understand even if you ruin an appetite, there's another appetite coming right behind it. There's no danger in running out of appetites. I've got millions of them, I'll ruin them whenever I want!
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: I have a friend who's a hypochondriac, always thinks he's sick, never is. And they, you have another type of person, always thinks they're well, no matter how bad they really are. You know this type of person? Very annoying. "Feel great. I like being on the respirator. Intravenous heart/lung machine? I never felt better in my life." Medical science is making advances every day to control health problems. In fact, it's probably only a matter of time before a heart attack, you know, becomes like, a headache. We'll just see people on TV going, "I had a heart attack this big... but, I gave myself one of these. Clear! And it's gone!"