George Quote #22
Quote from George in The Stock Tip
George: Did you ever meet my friend, Simons?
Jerry: Maybe.
George: He knows this guy, Wilkinson. He made a fortune in the stock market. Now he's got some new thing... You know, there's supposed to be a big merger. He wasn't even supposed to say anything. You guys should think about doing this too.
Jerry: How high's it suppose to go?
George: I don't know. But Simons said that if I wanted to get involved, that Wilkinson would tell me the exact right minute to sell. You wanna do it?
Jerry: Boy.. I don't know.
Elaine: I'd do it but I don't have any money.
Jerry: What kind of company is it?
George: It's Centrax. They've got some new kind of technique for televising opera.
Elaine: Televising opera?
George: Some sort of electronic thingy.
Jerry: Well, how much are you going to invest?
George: Five thousand... Ten. Ten thousand... Five thousand.
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Stock Tip’ Quotes
Quote from Kramer
Kramer: You know, I can't believe you put your money in that Centrax. And you could've invested in my roll-out tie dispenser.
Jerry: Roll-out tie dispenser? What was that one?
Kramer: Okay, you're in a restaurant. You've got a very big meeting coming up.
Jerry: Okay.
Kramer: "Oh, man". You got mustard on your tie.
Jerry: Oh, no!
Kramer: You just... tear it off, and you got a new one right here. Then you're gone.
Jerry: You're gone, all right.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humor.
George: I never heard him say anything really funny.
Jerry: But it's common sense. He's got super strength, super speed. I'm sure he's got super humor.
George: You would think that, but either you're born with a sense of humor, or you're not. It's not going to change even if you go from the red sun of Krypton all the way to the yellow sun of the Earth.
Jerry: Why? Why would that one area of his mind not be affected by the yellow sun of Earth?
George: I don't know. But he ain't funny.
Quote from Jerry
[stand-up:]
Jerry: I'm not an investor. People always tell me, you should have your money working for you. I've decided I'll do the work. I'm gonna let the money relax. You know what I mean? 'Cause you send your money out there working for you, a lot of times, it gets fired. You go back there, "What happened? I had my money. It was here, it was working for me." "Yeah, I remember your money. Showing up late. Taking time off. We had to let him go."