Jerry Quote #1436
Quote from Jerry in The Invitations
Jerry: Well, it's been quite a night. I could sure use a cup of coffee.
Jeannie: Hey, what's the deal with decaf? How do they get the caffeine out of there and then where does it go?
Jerry: [weakly] I don't know.
[As fellow patron gets up to leave, he trips and falls over]
Jeannie: That's a shame.
Jerry: [to waitress] I'll just have a cup of coffee.
Jeannie: Bowl of Corn flakes.
Jerry: More cereals? That's your third bowl today. You had it for breakfast and lunch.
Jeannie: Hey. So, what's the deal with brunch? I mean if it's a combination of breakfast and lunch, how come there's no lupper or no linner?
Seinfeld Quotes
‘The Invitations’ Quotes
Quote from George
George: It's coming, Jerry. It's coming.
Jerry: What's coming?
George: The day.
Jerry: Ah, the day.
George: We ordered the wedding invitations today. Nothing can stop it now. Nothing. It's here! It's happening. Can I do this? I can't do this! Look at me. Look at me. I can't do this! I can't do this! Help me, Jerry, help me.
Jerry: Why don't you just break it off with her? Tell her it's over.
George: I can't.
Jerry: Why not?
George: 'cause I can't face that scene. You know what kind of scene that would be? I'd rather be unhappy for the rest of my life than go through something like that. I can't! I can't! I've tried to psyche myself up a million times, I cannot go through that.
Quote from George
Jerry: So write a letter, move to another borough. Move to Staten Island. It's a lot easier to blend in a sea of people in Staten Island than China believe me.
George: Yeah. Yeah. Staten Island. What about my clothes, how do I get the rest of the clothes?
Jerry: Aah, you come back for your clothes.
George: I'm not going back in there.
Jerry: So forget about your clothes.
George: Well, I'm not starting up a whole new wardrobe now!
Jerry: Look, freedom with no clothes is a lot better than no freedom with clothes.
Quote from Jerry
Jerry: I think I'm in love.
Kramer: Oh, come on.
Jerry: No, it's true. This woman saved my life. I was crossing the street .I was almost hit by a car. And then we talked, and the whole thing just seemed like a dream.
Kramer: If a guy saved your life you'd be in love with him too.
Jerry: No, this woman is different. She's incredible. She's just like me. She talks like me. She acts like me. She even orders cereal in a restaurant. We even have the same initials. Wait a minute, I just realized what's going on.
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Now I know what I've been looking for all these years... Myself. I've been waiting for me to come along. And now I've swept myself off my feet.
Kramer: You stop it man. You're freaking me out!