Jerry Quote #652
Quote from Jerry in The Outing
[stand-up:]
Jerry: I am getting a little tired of pretending to be excited every time it's somebody's birthday, you know what I mean? What is the big deal? How many times do we have to celebrate that someone was born? Every year, over and over. All you did was not die for twelve months. That's all you've done, as far as I can tell. I love those astrology things where they tell you all the people that have the same birthday as you? It's always an odd group of people too, isn't it? It's like Ed Asner, Elijah Muhammad and Secretariat.
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‘The Outing’ Quotes
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Jerry: Oh, God. You're that girl in the coffee shop that was eavesdropping on us. I knew you looked familiar.
George: Oh, no! No!
Sharon: I better get going.
Jerry: There's been a big misunderstanding here. We did that for your benefit. We knew you were eavesdropping. That's why my friend said all that. It was on purpose. We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Jerry: So you don't take your coat off, and now everyone at NYU thinks I'm gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
George: Not at all.
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Jerry: What have you got there?
Man: The New York Post. They've got an article about you.
Jerry: "Although they maintain separate residence, the comedian and his longtime companion seem to be inseparable." Oh, no. The Associated Press picked up the NYU story. That's gonna be in every paper. I've been outed. I wasn't even in.
George: Now everyone's gonna think we're gay.
Jerry: Not that there's anything wrong with that.
George: No, not at all.