Quote from George in The Merv Griffin Show
Miranda: Doctor, is the squirrel going to live? Vet: There's been massive trauma. We could of course try to save him but it would be costly, difficult and we'd have to send away for some special really tiny instruments. George: Well, uh, are there any other options? Vet: We could put him to sleep. George: What might that cost? Vet: Well, it's by the pound, so about 80 cents. George: Well? [Miranda hits George] I was just- I'm curious, that's all. We, uh, we'd like you to do everything possible. Vet: He, um... He's not going to be the same, you know? George: Yeah, yeah. I know.