Heather: [answers phone] Hello?
George: Heather. Hi, it's George Costanza.
Heather: Oy!
George: Ah, listen. I don't mean to bother you but, silly me, I think I may have left my hat in your apartment. So I thought I'd just come by later and pick it up.
Heather: You didn't leave a hat here.
George: I'm pretty sure I left it behind the cushion of the chair... accidentally.
Heather: No hat. George, I gotta go.
George: You know what? Maybe I'll just come- [dial tone] Hey. Hey.