George: Listen, let me ask you a question. What if I got a cup of coffee with her?
Jerry: Well, what about Susan?
George: I can't have a cup of coffee with a person?! I'm not allowed to have coffee?!
Jerry: Would you tell Susan about it?
George: Not necessarily.
Jerry: Well, if you can't tell Susan about it, then there's something wrong.
George: Of course there's something wrong! We had a pact!