Quote from Jerry in The Seven
Jerry: Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service. George: Yes, I am. I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven. Jerry: All right, let's see. How about Mug? Mug Costanza, that's original. Or Ketchup? Pretty name for a girl. George: All right, you having a good time there? Jerry: I got fifty right here in the cupboard. How about Bisquik? Pimento? Gherkin? Sauce? Maxwell House? George: All right, already! This is a very key issue with me, Jerry. I had this name for a long time.