Quote from George in The Doorman
Jerry: Now we have to buy a new couch? George: Not necessarily. Why don't you take back the couch you gave me? Jerry: The one with the Poppie stain?! George: Yeah, sure. Then my father will have no place to sleep. He's gotta move out. Elaine: But it's got a pee-stain on it. George: No, the cushion's turned over. Elaine: I guess. George: Yeah. You get a couch. I get rid of my father. It couldn't be more perfect!