George: I'll tell you something. I wish there were pig-men. You get a few pig-men walking around, suddenly I'm looking a lot better. If someone wanted to fix me up, they could say, "Hey, at least he's no pig-man."
Jerry: Believe me, there'd be plenty of women going for these pig-men. Whatever the deformity, there's always some group of perverts that's really attracted to it. "Ooh, that little tail really turns me on."