Quote from Jerry in The Implant
Elaine: You've dated women with nose jobs, what's the difference? Jerry: You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to reach the nose. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose, and no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril. Elaine: You've put a lot of thought into this, haven't you? Jerry: Well, I take it very seriously. Elaine: You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.