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Quote from Jerry in The Virgin

Rita: Well, I think we should get started anyway.
Jerry: Yeah, good idea.
Rita: So how are you guys comin' along?
Jerry: Good, good, we've got a lot of ideas.
Rita: Good. [pause]
Jerry: Have you ever been to a Chinese restaurant and they tell you it'll be, like, five minutes for a table and you wind up waiting there for, like, thirty minutes? Well, we thought it would be very funny to do an entire show where all you're doing is waiting for the table. [no response] Because we've all been in that situation. You know, you're waiting... And you're hungry... And you bump into somebody you know... [nervous chuckle] When is Russell coming back?
Rita: So that's the idea?
Jerry: Well, no. That's one. We have many others. We have an idea where, uh, I get into an accident with a guy who has no insurance and the judge sentences him to be my butler. [everyone laughs] You know he cooks for me, he has to cook for me... And cleans my house. He's doing my shopping, you know? I'm walking around with one of those big neck collars.
Jay: Those collars are funny!
Stu: Once you see someone in those collars, you start laughing immediately.

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