Quote from Jerry in The Boyfriend
Keith Hernandez: Better bring your gloves, it's freezing out there. It shouldn't take too long. I'd say maybe, oh, four hours. Really though, Jerry, there's not that much. First we got the bedroom, we got two dressers and the bed. Jerry: Is there a box spring? Keith Hernandez: What's that? Jerry: Is there a box spring? Keith Hernandez: Yeah, there's a box spring, but it's attached to the headboard and we'll have to take that apart. Then we got the couch. Jerry: Is that a sectional? Keith Hernandez: Yeah. Twelve pieces. A marble coffee table. Jerry: Is that a thick marble? Keith Hernandez: Three inches thick. Got it in Italy. But the big problem is going to be the convertible sofa. You see, when you move it it tends to open up so it's going to be real difficult getting it down the stairs. Jerry: Stairs? There's no elevator? Keith Hernandez: Nah, it's a brownstone. Three floors. Jerry: I'm sorry I can't do this. I can't do it. I can't. It, it's too soon. I don't know you. I can't help you move. I'm sorry. I can't. I just can't.