George: [on the phone] Jerry, why is Elaine getting your mail?
Jerry: George, listen to me. I have a very important job for you. I want you to come by twice a day and flush the toilet so the gaskets don't dry out and leak.
Elaine: What?
George: Well, what about the mail?
Jerry: This is far more important. You must exercise the gaskets, George.
George: All right, Jerry, I'll do it. See you.