Quote from Jerry in The Serenity Now
Elaine: Did you and Patty just break up? Jerry: Yeah! In fact, she broke up with me! And I don't want to talk about it! Elaine: Well, then you're free tonight. You know what, I heard about this great place called La Caridad. Jerry: [emotional] That's the last thing she said to me. She wanted to go there also, but I wasn't in the mood. Elaine: Whoa. What is the matter? Jerry: It's Patty. Elaine: Jerry, you break up with a girl every week. Jerry: What- What is this salty discharge? Elaine: Oh my God. You're crying. Jerry: This is horrible! I care!