Quote from Morty Seinfeld in The English Patient
Morty Seinfeld: Jerry, this is Del Boca Vista's new physical fitness room. They got medicine balls, you can bike ride, anything you want. Jerry: Stairmaster? Morty Seinfeld: What? Jerry: Nothing. Morty Seinfeld: [opens his tracksuit] See what I'm wearing? [Morty's wearing the #1 Dad t-shirt] Jerry: Oh, did you get that outta my bag? Morty Seinfeld: No, your mother found it. Son, this is the most wonderful and thoughtful thing you've ever done for me. Jerry: You know, I bought you a Cadillac. Twice.