Quote from Frank Costanza in The Fatigues
Estelle Costanza: Here's your omelet. Frank Costanza: It's dry. Estelle Costanza: That's the way I always make it. Frank Costanza: Well, it sucks. Estelle Costanza: What did you say? Frank Costanza: Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house! Estelle Costanza: Well, that's too bad, because I'm the only one who cooks around here! Frank Costanza: Not any more! Gimme that spatula! [cracks egg] I'm back, baby!