[stand-up:]
Jerry: The whole concept of being separated, to me, is strange. It's like you're engaged to be divorced. "We're gonna try and make not being together work. First we were separated, then we met, then we were together. Now we're gonna try being separated again. We think actually some sort of giant rubber band might be the solution." Of course, when you were a kid in school, you'd get separated for having too good a time. "If you two kids don't stop laughing and having fun, I'm gonna have to separate you." Then the kid finds out his parents are breaking up, thinks it's because they got caught fooling around, which is probably true.