[stand-up:]
Jerry: It is my opinion we never should have landed a man on the moon. It's a mistake. Now everything is compared to that one accomplishment. Now everybody goes, "I can't believe they could land a man on the moon... and taste my coffee!" I think we all would have been a lot happier if they hadn't landed a man on the moon. Then we'd go, "They can't make a prescription bottle top that's easy to open? I'm not surprised they couldn't land a man on the moon. Things make perfect sense to me now." Neil Armstrong should have said, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for every complaining SOB on the face of the earth. "