[stand-up:]
Jerry: When you vomit on someone, it is a social faux pas from which there is really no recovery. At that point, there's really very little you can say to the person. There's no Hallmark cards that cover this occasion. There's no vomit sympathy-card section of the store, you know. "You wear it well." You know, there's no words which really capture. "Next time lunch is on me." There's no, really, way to phrase the sentiment.