Quote from Jerry in The Alternate Side
Sid: Jerry, you got insurance, right? Jerry: Yeah, but no car. I'll have to rent one. Sid: Well, I'm going down to visit my sister in Virginia next Wednesday, for a week, so I can't park it. Jerry: This Wednesday? Sid: No, next Wednesday. Week after this Wednesday. Jerry: But the Wednesday two days from now is the next Wednesday. Sid: If I meant this Wednesday, I would have said this Wednesday. It's the week after this Wednesday.