Quote from Jerry in The Nose Job
[stand-up:] Jerry: But what would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About thirteen seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry. Your rear end is too big." "That's okay, your breath stinks anyway. See you later. No problem. Good-bye. Okay. Thank you very much."