Jerry: All right, all right. I want to apologize. I was frightened, I said crazy things. I obviously offended you. I insulted your intelligence. The uromysitisis, the water bottle... I made it all up, and now I'm going to tell you the truth. Today my father and mother are celebrating their fiftieth- well, I'm jumping ahead here - their forty-seventh wedding anniversary. We made arrangements to spend the evening together. They are meeting me in front of my building at 6:15. What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.