Jerry: First of all, you don't even know technically that I went. That's for starters. I mean I could've been pouring a bottle of water out there. You don't know.
Security Guard: I know what you did.
Jerry: Oh really, do you? Well, it just so happens that I did pour water out. I had a bottle of very tepid water and I poured it out. And I could see how you made a mistake, because pouring water out sounds very much like a person urinating. And, you know, when you think about it it's really quite an amusing case of mistaken identity. That's all it is.