Mrs. Stonewater: Up close, you are not a handsome man.
J.D.: Thank you, Mrs. Stonewater.
Mrs. Stonewater: When you gone, he's gonna hit me.
Dan: Mom, he is not going to do that. Dr. Dorian?
J.D.: I would never hit a patient, Mrs. Stonewater. I am not a hitter.
Dan: See, he hates hitting.
J.D.: Well, I wouldn't say that I hate hitting.
Dan: That's a little strange.
J.D.: Does wrestling count as hitting? Because my friend, Turk and I, sometimes wrestle and I really like that.
Mrs. Stonewater: When you're gone, he's gonna wrestle me.
Dan: No, only if you tickle me first. That's what Turk does.
Mrs. Stonewater: Now he wants to tickle me!
Dan: Are you an idiot?