Carla: Men are always doing this to themselves. If they say they don't want your help, you can bet your ass they really need it.
Elliot: That is so true, I'm putting that on my answering machine and saving it for my next relationship.
Carla: Don't bother. There's no reception in here.
[flashback to Dr. Kelso on the phone in the bathroom]
Elliot: Oh, my God. Dr. Kelso wants my help.
Carla: I swear, Elliot, if you don't tell me this secret, I'm gonna go in that stall and change your butt rating.